Originally published at: Lauren Boebert's son Tyler pleads guilty, dodges jail time - Boing Boing
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A landfill couldn’t contain the pile of trash that is the Boebert family.
It’s a better look than giving handjobs in a theater full of kids.
And mom dodges expensive legal bills, win win.
The Party of Lawn Order.
I’m not usually a big lock-em-up kinda guy, but if you, an adult person, lead some juveniles on what’s described in court documents as a “crime spree” of breaking and entering and theft, maybe a couple of weeks of picking up garbage isn’t quite enough.
He sounds like a real piece of work but he was an 18-year-old hanging out with a group that included 17-year-olds, so it’s not exactly like he was Fagin from Oliver Twist.
A shitty teenager to be sure, but you never know. He might still have time to turn into a half decent human being at some point as long as he’s held accountable for his actions and hopefully gets some distance from his toxic mother.
Ah, so she’s a habitual offender.
Seems like a prerequisite for the MAGAt Party; she may well be reelected in her new district.
Boebert = Palin of the Rockies
i’m all for an orderly lawn. that is why we do not host lawn parties.
goddamn red solo cups all over the place. you kids stay off my lawn!
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