Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/25/lawnmower-triggers-false-north.html
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Of course I didn’t mow in there, you moron! Everyone knows you need to use a trimmer around those signs.
Gas? It’s electric. I have to drag the cord around. Thinking about it, I might have left the extension cord wrapped around that, what was it, a magnetumometer?
Things like this make me love science all the more.
Bingo. I love the edge cases that make it clear that “science” is not a monolithic mountain of pure correctness.
I misread it as a lawnmower which triggered the northern lights, which would make it the best lawnmower ever.
Oops, forgot to put the grass catcher on. Oh, you thought the flying grass was an aurora? Like, man, what are you on???
Came for the Lawnmowerman reference; leaving satisfied.
Yes
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