Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/05/let-this-app-give-you-the-gist.html
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While I hate to paraphrase Woody Allen:
I SumizeIt’d War and Peace…
It involves Russia.
What is the gist of “Mad’s Don Martin Bounces Back?”
Because God forbid anyone actually take the time to read and comprehend a book. Maybe next BB shop can shill for some sweet jello mold so we can bring a kitschy side dish along with our vapid book knowledge to the next neighborhood party.
Once I’ve got this app, can I speed-read the gists it shows me?
Feel like people are catching on to your “duality of man”, “Christ in purgatory”, and “simmering homoeroticism” drivel? You can try actually reading the books you’re prattling on about, but there’s a good reason why nobody else has read them either. Save your sanity and download this app instead!
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