I like:
A little on the nose:
scrolls through her friendsâ Facebook pages
As far as I can tell this agenda involves going to the gym, getting Starbucks, posting pictures of your dog, and hiking. And in Tom Lenkâs case, parodies of celebrity outfits.
Brunch gay: everyoneâs favorite type of gay
I will raise a French 75 to that.
What? Tacos canât be gay? Misogynist!
Technically, theyâre lesbian
Does gay brunch have bottomless mimosas?
If so, I will gay it upâŚbig time.
Bottomless mimosas. That even sounds dirty.
Sign me up!
It depends on how much cilantro is in there. Lots of cilantro = GAY.
Only fish tacos.
[rimshot]
"Just leave the bottle please. hiccup "
âBut sir, you can barely stand. Havenât you had enoâŚâ
âIâM GAY! ALRIGHT?!?â
Are we also talking all day brunch?
I like where this is going.
Satire shall become fact. The powers of Power.
This is what that site is now listing as issues:
Lovely, still with the America First. Nothing dodgy about that phrasing. Also, yay, shale oil and gas and âcleanâ coal.
Then some pro police and military stuff, and trade wars.
Awesomesauce.
Our job is not to make life more comfortable for the rioter, the looter, or the violent disrupter. Our job is to make life more comfortable for parents who want their kids to be able to walk the streets safely.
Oh dear.
He is dedicated to enforcing our border laws, ending sanctuary cities, and stemming the tide of lawlessness associated with illegal immigration.
My particular sanctuary city has already said âscrew youâ to that notion.
Mine too.
I really should apply for citizenship. Now Iâll count against Trumpâs statistics.
Right now at the Texas State Capitol. Really uplifting stuff. I came to support this peaceful (permitted) rally. And I am the one upflifted.
Well, this parent will be walking the streets tomorrow with her kids (and a lot of other parents and kidsâŚcurrent estimate is 50K for Chicagoâs protest march) to protest the lack of safety being gleefully promised by #45 and his cadre.
WHY gay? Why canât we all have morose children?