Life-size Cliff Richard doll "helps couple feel safe"

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Does it cry, walk, sleep and talk?

Long neck is long.

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Less vulnerable to getting ticketed for driving in the carpool lane, I’d wager.

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What will the police do if they see the couple locking it up in a trunk?

How long will it be until someone steals it away from them?

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I totally want one of these.

My grandmother used to take a blowup doll with her on long trips. She also gave me a vibrator for christmas once (a “pocket massager”).

They need Cliff to help them feel safe from their other passengers.

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Darling you’re the young ones,
And young ones shouldn’t be afraid.

Hello, handsome!

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It’s all fun and games with a fairly creepy Cliff Richards mannequin until this lady comes to visit…

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She… climbs in… and he’s… suddenly a hero…

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