Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/06/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunn.html
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Among the many, many skills Trump lacks is the ability to deliver somber news in a hopeful and supportive way. So instead he just pretends there is no bad news.
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Man Incorrectly Identifies Train In Tunnel
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Yeah, the strong headwind should be a very powerful clue that the light is NOT the desired end goal.
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Isn’t that what people say as they are dying?
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I guess he hopes that if he keeps saying it, one day he will be right.
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Full Disclosure: I am a Florida man. Don’t hate me.
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I’m past thinking that Dr. Birx is sucking up to Biff in order to manage him. She’s just an embarrassing sycophant, Il Douche’s personal Lysenko.
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I wouldn’t worry about that. ‘Florida Man’ (a recent creation, as snubs go) always ends up “making” the news; pretty much a requirement. And I don’t believe you’ve been in the news since your stint on The Bob Newhart Show.
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I’ve had stents, not stints. 
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2 days of less-than-spreading-wildfire numbers for daily new cases.
It is a bit early to be making these statements.
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If by “light at the end of the tunnel”, he’s saying we’re 10 days away from peak death rates based on current projections assuming social distancing protocols are followed – which still may be up to 8000 per day at the high end and then slowly taper off after that? I mean, if that’s what he’s saying, weird flex, but ok.
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I’m genuinely sorry to hear that. Stay safe and healthy in these brain-bending sphincter-flexing times.
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Maybe he’s repeating what the doctor saw when he had his last checkup and they looked into his ear.
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The president of the United States is a mass murderer and terrorist. I’m more afraid of him than anyone else on this planet. I’m very tired of living in constant fear.
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“Light at the end of the tunnel” says Trump.
Ha, ha! /screams
I’m pretty sure Trump has a slippery grasp at best on the concept of “objective reality.” He thinks by saying it, it makes it “true.” Inasmuch as he understands “truth” as a result of marketing.
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There is indeed light at the end of the tunnel. In November. Vote this clown out.
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Why would we hate you? It’s not like you’re selling meth to the other Florida men. Right?
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He’s not the first mass murderer president*, and sadly, if the country doesn’t learn from his presidency and overwhelmingly defeat him in November, he likely won’t be the last.
(*Maybe the first to do it to US citizens, but feel free to correct me.)
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