Link on Heinz bottles sends customers to porn

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Ketchup & Porn, back together where they belong!

It kind’a rhymes…

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You got your ketchup in my porn!
Your porn is in my ketchup!

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So… what’s the link?

Purely for research, ofc…

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Heroically ignoring all the hot sauce/57-varieties mashup possibilities, why didn’t they simply do it via a redirect from their home site, thus retaining control?

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LoL GJ Heinz!

I won’t link it b/c I don’t know the rules but if you google “Fundorado” it’s first.

Initially I was like, “I ain’t clickin, the article I read said it was German” But I’ve been on the internet forever, I’ll never unsee goatse WHAT CAN THEY DO TO ME?

So I can tell you it’s standard porn fare/cam stuff.

The greatest bestest part is that front and centre is a huge THANK YOU (DANKE) to Heinz, and offers free membership to people who reach the site via the QR code.

Quite the coup

Keep those domains up to date people

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It should go without saying that there are a lot more than 57 varieties.

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69? 

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Cannot. Like. Enough.

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I think Heinz’ corporate espionage agents misunderstood the Chobani campaign…

It’s amazing how many cheeky Heinz ads there are. What’s the significance of this bottle penetrating the doily heart, I wonder?

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Are they suggesting I put ketchup on my T-bone?

Grody. To the max.

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The fact that this took this long to notice also speaks volumes about the real-world usage of QR codes. I can’t wait till ad copy is no longer plastered with robot vomit.

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no, 8,008,135

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It was the 1950s, Americans were being told jell-o with meat in it was a good idea.

I could see ketchup and steak at least being kinda good. Steak sauce has tomato in it.

Larks’ tongues in aspic ain’t a good idea?!?

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Lesbian yogurt, porn ketchup…what’s next? Seriously, I know there are some wicked and witty people here…

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