Link on Heinz bottles sends customers to porn


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#2

Ketchup & Porn, back together where they belong!

It kind’a rhymes…


#3

You got your ketchup in my porn!
Your porn is in my ketchup!


#4

So… what’s the link?

Purely for research, ofc…


#5

Heroically ignoring all the hot sauce/57-varieties mashup possibilities, why didn’t they simply do it via a redirect from their home site, thus retaining control?


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#7

LoL GJ Heinz!

I won’t link it b/c I don’t know the rules but if you google “Fundorado” it’s first.

Initially I was like, “I ain’t clickin, the article I read said it was German” But I’ve been on the internet forever, I’ll never unsee goatse WHAT CAN THEY DO TO ME?

So I can tell you it’s standard porn fare/cam stuff.

The greatest bestest part is that front and centre is a huge THANK YOU (DANKE) to Heinz, and offers free membership to people who reach the site via the QR code.

Quite the coup

Keep those domains up to date people


#8

It should go without saying that there are a lot more than 57 varieties.


#9

69? 


#10

Cannot. Like. Enough.


#11

I think Heinz’ corporate espionage agents misunderstood the Chobani campaign…


#12

It’s amazing how many cheeky Heinz ads there are. What’s the significance of this bottle penetrating the doily heart, I wonder?


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#14

Are they suggesting I put ketchup on my T-bone?

Grody. To the max.


#15

The fact that this took this long to notice also speaks volumes about the real-world usage of QR codes. I can’t wait till ad copy is no longer plastered with robot vomit.


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#17

no, 8,008,135


#18

It was the 1950s, Americans were being told jell-o with meat in it was a good idea.

I could see ketchup and steak at least being kinda good. Steak sauce has tomato in it.


#19

Larks’ tongues in aspic ain’t a good idea?!?


#20

Lesbian yogurt, porn ketchup…what’s next? Seriously, I know there are some wicked and witty people here…