Local reporter reports on the awfulness of February

[anon87143080]

Of course we also have Feabhra, pronounced “fyOWra”

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

Ours wanted us to say FEB-ru-eh-ry.
ETA Like this:

Calendar girl-Neil Sedaka-original song-1961

[anon23281680]

Valentine’s day could only succeed in February. Everyone in the northern hemisphere so desperate for anything to relieve the cold and dark meant a manufactured holiday was embraced vigorously.

[PPK]

False Knees