Loch Ness DNA suggests 'Nessie' might be eel, says geneticist

[FGD135]

[knoxblox]

@Purplecat

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its shite being Scottish!

[Gutierrez]

@xeni

the DNA material his project collected from the water at Loch Ness included a high count of eel DNA.

I was going to say translation error but… Maybe accent confusion?

[vonbobo]

@generic_name

But enough with the plesiosaur bullshit.

Got you a bit animated… perhaps a bit too animated?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!

[WhyBother]

@vonbobo

@generic_name

But enough with the plesiosaur bullshit.

Got you a bit animated… perhaps a bit too animated?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!

Perhaps there is a conspiracy to hide the shameful fact that the Loch Ness Monster was really… Jack the Ripper!

Bullshit, or not?!

[Bytheway]

[timmh]

Well get heem a doctor!

[beep54orama]

“I’ve had it with with these motherfuckin’ snakes in this motherfuckin’ loch!!”

[ludd]

Ah. You may be on something. How about a number of eels operating a Chinese dragon costume? Q.E.D., ipso facto, eureka,and et caetera.

[tsath]

[ChrisRyanJonex]

Come on. This has been fully acknowledged as a hoax.

Loch Ness Monster Hoax

[anon33176345]

Best way to catch an eel

We’re going to need a bigger horse

[tsath]

And best way to get arrested for possession of child pornography if you watch the entire movie

[anon33176345]

Not in the free world.

[tsath]

There have been rulings both ways. Best not to risk it.

[GulliverFoyle]

[DukeTrout]

@beep54orama

“I’ve had it with with these motherfuckin’ snakes in this motherfuckin’ loch!!”

Needs more Samuel L MacGregor Jackson:

[AnthonyI]

I still think the photo is a swimmer doing a crawl stroke.

[SamWinston]

Rare photo of Nessie on vacation in Orlando

[redesigned]

@Papasan

or sushi.

bagel cream cheese and lochs