Originally published at: Look at this weirdo pig-faced shark found in the Mediterranean Sea | Boing Boing
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He died because of the lack of oink-ment.
Able was I ere I saw Elba
Pig-faced shark, pig-faced shark, pig-faced shark…
rinse, lather, repeat…
Look at this weirdo adorable pig-faced shark found in the Mediterranean Sea…
We’re all lovable in our own unique way…
“Look around at the world! Clearly there was an intelligent creator!”
Counterpoint:
Optional tagline:
“Ugh. Mondays. amiright?”
mmm… the bacon of the sea.
I’ve spoken to representatives of the shark who would like to relay a message to Mr. David Pescovitz:
“The shark already has self esteem issues, and would like to offer a sincere Fuck You to Mr. Pescovitz. Furthermore, the shark’s mother believes that it is beautiful in it’s own way, and thinks Mr. Pescovitz is a weird grubby looking pink hairless mammal. That is all.”
Pig-faced shark is the new blobfish.
now I want a “pig shark” plush toy!
“I will hug him and pet him and call him George!”
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