Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/03/love-it-worst-tabloid-ever.html
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Here a NSFW parody.
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I wasn’t sure how they could manage that considering the source.
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worst tabloid ever?
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I am so mad UK is beating the US in the tabloid race! Calling my Congressman!
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The parody is really of ‘Take a Break’, which seems to be the most popular (and long-lived) of these real-life story magazines, ‘Chat’ probably being the second.
The ‘worst tabloid ever’ is undoubtedly the ‘Sunday Sport’:
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You can really see the grief and shame on their faces.
Hmm, those teasers sound familiar…
Young school boy shouts profanity at Trump rally!
Man walks into McDonald’s with a dead badger!
Jill Stein is a fearmongering crank who thinks Wi-Fi harms children’s brains!
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What do you mean? That is the greatest headline of all time. Of. All. time.
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“Beating”? or . . . “losing”? It’s a race to the bottom!
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The Sunday Sport is like The Onion, but with added porn.
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Do you work for them?
Because that sounds like it’d be a great marketing slogan for them.
I mean, who doesn’t love The Onion?
Aww, it’s a mini tent and light set for a mini person.
My fave fake tabloid headline is, hands down: “Dwarf Rapes Nun; Flees in UFO”. It is actually a novel.
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The Register (the frequently sarcastic UK based IT news website) have been doing their best over the years to top that “Super Caley…” headline, with some success:
Super Cali goes ballistic – Uber says it’s bogus (even though its contract is something quite atrocious)
But even their everyday headlines are clearly crafted with a love of puns and alliteration which should probably be illegal, such as:
Bitcoin bank brazenly borked
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Don’t forget:
They also used to write articles for the purpose of outing trans people in the 80s and 90s.
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We could be here all day listing all the despicable shit that excuse for a newspaper have done over the years. The Fatima Manji one just happened to be the most recent (although it was a week or two ago so probably not now).
