Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/10/back-orifice-2.html
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Consumers should insist on free and open source software for controlling their smart sex toys.
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I’m waiting for the AI version that can interpret the physiological responses. 
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There’s almost an XKCD for that.
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Imagine how valuable that data must be.
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5 min ring tones?
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It’s comforting to know they fixed the bug that captured video.
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people are justified in whatever outrage they feel about these issues… but none of it is enough to overrule how much I like their sex toys. But then, I’ve mostly used them for doing cam work, intentionally letting strangers play with them; that probably influences my perspective.
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How much can it really record with all that insulation around it?
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Recently there was local scandal nearby where a retail employee was found to have drilled a peep hole looking into the store fitting rooms. This kinda makes that pale in comparison when you think about it.
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A: “THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY.”
B: “Geez, who put the bug up your butt?”
A: ”THAT’S EXACTLY MY POINT.”
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I don’t want my sex toys to have any bugs!
Yea yea, hooray for lawsuits, but really, you think I’d rather listen to you a-humpin and a-pumpin, or empty your meager bank account?
Are there sex toys for bugs?
This is a serious question: can someone explain to me the point of Internet-enabled sex torys?
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The person at the other end controls the vibrator buttplug, with video and sound of what’s going on. The next best thing to being there, I guess.
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I don’t know what else to call it, but “sex session” sounds about as appealing as “blood letting.”
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You know what you’ll find if you Google those two phrases in combination, right?
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s/Lovesense/Lovense/g
We already have the technology to track those responses:
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