Low-rise denim shorts a poor choice for early spring wear

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that can’t be comfortable. :no_mouth:

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For both the person wearing it and anyone who sees them.

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“Christ—what happened to modesty?”
—Daisy Duke

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wow, I guess they must have paid him a fistful of dollars more

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“Taint misbehaving’”

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Boy, there’s a reason why they don’t have anyone modeling that, because the immense discomfort would be impossible to hide.

Worst wedgie ever.

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I’m a 5’9", 250 pound old man, do you think they have it in my size?

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Only Rihanna in her prime could pull that look off.

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I guess if someone used the fake jean look with the jeggings but made them in this style it’d be more comfortable.

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Seems like a perfect outfit for Pride

If you hung it from something, it could work as a fruit basket for a single melon.

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Come back jorts, all is forgiven.

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They’d look great with silver sequin platforms w/six inch heels. Classy!

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“Souf London”? I think you mean Sahf Lahndahn.

That’s SAAAHF LAAAHNDAAAAHN, innit mate.

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And ARSE not ASS.

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I’ve never never seen an online thrift store before. Wow.

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Eh I mean if you’re brave and into beach parties though why not?

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