Luke Skywalker on how to write a cover letter

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Later, Luke carefully scrubbed all mention of bullseyeing womp rats after the Womp People’s Confederation petitioned the New Republic to launch an inquiry into the fate of Womp refugees on Tatooine.

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Why not? He’s just a “walking carpet” in her estimation. For a somebody who was supposed to be a leader of a multispecies rebellion, Leia was rather bigoted. Makes me wonder what she called Admiral Ackbar.

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Oh don’t go there…it’s a trap!

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They never really delved into this in the movie but “Scruffy-looking N••f-H••••r” is also one of the most offensive ethnic slurs in the galaxy.

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Bothans. Anyone know how many died?

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All we know is they were slightly less tall than Wookies…

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I find that post rationalisation fascinating, when her line is clearly “nerve-hurter”.

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And they hid in canyons from a moisture farmboy in an armed skyhopper.

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Interesting. Where I work, if you don’t include one, you get passed over immediately, as it’s one of the “requirements”.

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Need to list skills also.

  1. Proficient with light-saber.
  2. Jedi powers.
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  1. Nunchuck skills
  2. Bow hunting skills
  3. Computer hacking skills

Girls want boyfriends with skills

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Epic Sci-fi/Absurdist Comedy mashups = Spaceballs

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