Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/19/mad-pooper-terrorizes-colo.html
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Homeless woman doing her best to not appear homeless (keeping fit) but also having difficulty finding restrooms open to the public without having to make a purchase, possibly?
But yeah, the whole “in plain sight” thing is kinda weird.
Side note: Forrest Dump
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Sounds like a personal grudge to me.
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Probably one of those bran addicts.
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Wait, this isn’t Florida?
My dog really likes a certain patch of grass on our walks, maybe the homeowners just have a preternaturally enticing lawn?
Or she can’t go indoors and she drinks a cup of coffee and a bran muffin before she jogs every day?
Or she’s m-m-m-m-m-m-mad.
edit to say I think you guys had my post covered =`M
Not likely. This is a pretty upscale and residential suburban area. Most of the homeless population in Co Springs is downtown and down by the river.
This is all over our local news - there’s a public park with restrooms literally across the street and a gas station on the corner. It’s obvious this woman is doing it deliberately and pre-planned (she brings napkins with her to wipe).
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A smear campaign, for sure.
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Sheesh lady, if you want vengeance so badly, get a dog!
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Maybe the vengeance-seeker couldn’t afford a hit-man but could run to a (s)hit-woman?
Or a bad case of the runs.
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Perhaps she’s recently moved there from San Francisco – happens all the time there.
Wouldn’t she be a streaker in that case?
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Exactly. Sometimes it’s hard for a dogs to find their magic poop spots.
This lady just found hers!
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"Mad Pooper"
We have those here in San Diego, hence the Hep-A outbreak.
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The PoPo going to stop the PooPoo?
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You just know that camo guy is going to be the first one out there trying to get photographic “evidence”.
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I’ve crapped in a park a few times when I was 1) there all day, 2) there were no facilities within ten minutes’ walk or drive, and 3) I had little to no warning of the need. In someone’s yard? No way. On the regular? Absolutely not. Bringing my own paper, evidencing intent? Not a chance. This is litigable, IMO, and I expect she will be publicly shamed even further plus she will have to pay fines and possibly punitive damages.
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“pee-ew-nitive” damages. Hah!
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