Magical (but uncomfortable) office chair made from giant hunk of amethyst crystal

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Schitts Creek Pain GIF by CBC

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What happens during an earthquake to your 200+ pound unsecured seat on wheels?

Rock 'n roll.

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Entitled “Working in the Office”

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Silly me thought it was just a sample on a custom rolling mount that just sorta kinda looks like a chair.

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Rocks and minerals are cool enough, you don’t need to add magic.

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This plus some cushions sounds really cool TBH. Not $3k plus shipping from Japan cool but pretty cool.

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That’s certainly going to realign your chakras.

And somehow it is probably still more comfortable than the chairs my employer sources which appear to be made from recycled ironing boards.

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It is highly likely that you will experience Kundalini Energy (“pain”) coursing up and down your spine while enthroned upon this magical seat.

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I am not sure that being able to drink all the poison I want would be worth sitting on this…

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I wonder if you actually could sit in it. Besides the obvious issue, the weight and balance seem like they could be a problem if an actual person’s weight got added. I wonder if it was even designed with that in mind, or if it’s purely a conceptual chair. Certainly you wouldn’t want to lean back…

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“Sit on it!”

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Is a chair still a chair when nobody sits on it?

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Holds some intersting consequences for toilets I’d say.

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Only if your cat wants to sit there, first.

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Hmmm…
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That chair would even give a Steven Universe character a hemorrhoid

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Korg finds it pretty comfortable.
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