Originally published at: "Make me look sexy," Trump Jr. told the courtroom sketch artist | Boing Boing
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May he end up as quickly convicted as Sam Bankman-Fried.
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Dammit Don, I’m a sketch artist not a miracle worker!
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Has he ever seen real courtroom sketches? They are almost never flattering.
It seems Don Jr provided fake bit of fan art that looks more like someone sketching a TV or movie trial scene:
Slate has an article about them
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I wonder what it’s like to be that divorced from reality. This is definitely example 
of that, but jeepers creepers, what a joke of a person.
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I’d say “God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white male”, but Don Jr. can only aspire to mediocrity.
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I think you hit the nail square on. When you’re ultra rich (even fake, ultra rich, but still really, really rich), it is a very different reality than 99% of people.
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“Make me look sexy,”
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Yeah that fake (AI-generated?) SBF sketch doesn’t even look like something drawn in the same media; it looks like it’s meant to be ink and watercolor instead of the pastels Rosenberg and other courtroom artists typically use.
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Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.
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That headline epitomizes our current historical era better than anything I’ve seen in a long time.
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–Draws him in fishnets and a leather harness.–
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“Make me look smart” would have been a more apt request.
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True, although both are equally impossible.
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