We need that puke emoji, stat.
The mental image! It burns!
“Delusions of adequacy”
Actually, Donald Jr. might look kind of sexy in an orange jumpsuit.
(Shh, I know. Just let him think so.)
He might look sexier if he were slathered in santorum…
The correct response to that request is, “It’s a pencil, not a magic wand…”
“Make me look sexy.”
(Waves magic wand)
“Abra-cadabra, hocus pocus. You are a marital aid – a marital aid!! Okay, now you look sexy.”
Whereupon the artist would make him look like Sam Bankman-Fried.
ETA: I’ve just caught up with the fact that the artist Don Jr. spoke to is the one who covered the SBF trial.
@Kii
Fucking hell. The horror.
Still sexier than the junior demented turd.
Setting up the “I’m too sexy to be guilty” gambit.
[brief tangent: That wallpaper is unbearable but the woodwork is fantastic. Looks like something that could be found in my neighborhood.]
Back on topic:
Cannot stand this guy, but not gonna lie, that’s kind of cool.