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We need that puke emoji, stat.
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The mental image! It burns!
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“Delusions of adequacy”
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Actually, Donald Jr. might look kind of sexy in an orange jumpsuit.
(Shh, I know. Just let him think so.)
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He might look sexier if he were slathered in santorum…
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The correct response to that request is, “It’s a pencil, not a magic wand…”
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“Make me look sexy.”
(Waves magic wand)
“Abra-cadabra, hocus pocus. You are a marital aid – a marital aid!! Okay, now you look sexy.”
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Whereupon the artist would make him look like Sam Bankman-Fried.
ETA: I’ve just caught up with the fact that the artist Don Jr. spoke to is the one who covered the SBF trial.
@anon23281680
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Fucking hell. The horror.
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Still sexier than the junior demented turd.
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Setting up the “I’m too sexy to be guilty” gambit.
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[brief tangent: That wallpaper is unbearable but the woodwork is fantastic. Looks like something that could be found in my neighborhood.]
Back on topic:
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Cannot stand this guy, but not gonna lie, that’s kind of cool.
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