Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/16/sleepy-donald-trump-cant-stay-awake-tilting-over-as-he-snoozes-in-the-courtroom-again.html
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At what point does this turn into contempt?
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As an engineer I’m all for redundancy, but just how many “Trump falls asleep during his trial” do we really need?
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There is no chance that a conscious Trump would be a less disruptive or disrespectful presence at the trial than a sleeping Trump.
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I have no problem slapping him with contempt either way. He is pretty contemptible.
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More.
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The woke culture is persecuting people who dream all day.
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Slapping him with contempt, or even slapping him contemptuously would also work.
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I can’t think of a better conclusion to the trial than Trump waking up to find himself alone in the courtroom save for a impatient-looking bailiff standing over him with a pair of child-size handcuffs.
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so they’ve taken him off his cocktail of amphetamines (e.g. adderall)? (“s’better he snore than shout” --some lawyer person)
judge should call a silent recess and everyone file out and leave him there for the court artists to capture. (hat-tip to @Brainspore)
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“Don Snoreleone” - I cannot unhear it now and will use it every chance I get.
I won’t really, just thought I’d get my repetition warning in early.
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“We’ve secretly replaced his Adderall with Folgers crystals. Let’s see if he notices.”
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until Trump is made redundant and surplussed? Well past his depreciation point.
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The Nod Father
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It’s probably for the best that he cut back now. Once he’s in prison his bunkie is just going to press him for his pills.
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It just gets better and better, doesn’t it?
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Man I would give a billion jillion dollars if the Judge rapped his gavel to wake him up, and then proceed to sentence him to 20 years in prison and for the bailiff to escort the prisoner out of the courtroom.
A prank where he slept through the whole trail and it was now over and he was found guilty and sentenced. complete with prank cam angles.
Maybe it would make a good SNL skit.
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Or an episode of the old Mission Impossible show.
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