Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/25/tired-trump-sleepwalks-out-of-the-courtroom-smacks-his-lips-and-calls-his-trial-breathtaking-video.html
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He clearly has no idea whatsoever what happened in court today or whether any of the testimony helped him or hurt him.
Ironic that the advice he gave the viewers was “open your eyes.”
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No ‘tremendous’ or ‘beautiful’? Clearly very low energy.
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If only that description was true and permanent.
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He can’t use adjectives like “beautiful” because he wasn’t paying enough attention to know if today’s events were good for him or bad for him. All he knows is that any trial that centers on him must be a big, big deal.
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It’s been a bit since I’ve looked at any footage of him, but… this is just some random tired old man. Feel like I missed a transition from megalomaniac to grandpa falling asleep in front of the TV.
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Yep. Strong “didn’t study for the essay question” feeling. I’d say “energy” but there wasn’t any energy, so “feeling” will have to do.
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It’s like when Trump bluffs his way through talking about the Bible.
Donald Trump is is now peddling bibles at $60 a pop, and if any of his devout MAGA followers ask him what the book is about, he will explain in his own words, “There are so many brilliant things in the bible.”
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He used beautiful in the word-pile to describe the Battle of Gettysburg, so maybe it was taking a break?
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Ironically it is black people (plus Jack Smith) making America great again. Which it will be once the criminal ghoul with the trolley doll hair and the butterscotch pudding spackled on its face finally sleepwalks and/or shuffles off to prison.
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Very “Report on a book I didn’t read.” vibes.
“Moby Dick was an incredible book. A book with words in it. Very breathtaking.”
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Lack of sunlight. 
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It was a trial of contrasts.
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It was a dark and Stormy day…
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And yet, this is the person 30-ish percent of our countrymen think is the best person to lead us.
Terrifying.
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We had 4 years of that.
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Maybe “breathtaking” just refers to the reported flatulence…
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