"Make me look sexy," Trump Jr. told the courtroom sketch artist

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Objectively. The privilege this POS has that he doesn’t feel like he needs to take this case seriously beyond how much money he can raise from it to help his daddy destroy the legal framework our country is built on is not cool. At all. FFS.

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Plus he managed to find a way to make it creepy and sexual for the unfortunate courtroom artist.

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But apparently, that’s “cool” now… /s

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“Sexy Donald Trump Jr. in court”? Worst Halloween costume ever

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From top to bottom, inside and out, he is garbage.

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A torn half sheet of blank paper is inherently sexier than any representation of this echo of his father’s stupidity.

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All the king’s artists and all the king’s Photoshop experts could not make Trumpty Dumpty Jr. look even remotely attractive.

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It’s the loathsome combination of stupidity, greed, entitlement and crassness.

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With that Brillo Pad beard I’d say the “sexy” ship has sailed.

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Honestly, back then their smiles held more joy, they even seemed to be having fun. I wonder if they miss that?

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I would honestly love to hear you expand on that opinion. How? Why?

No, the correct response is “go fuck yourself”.

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Unvarnished narcissistic insecurity is all the rage these days I guess? I’m curious too.

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That drawing is reportedly fake, but yes, I assume that’s pretty much what he wanted.

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I think that it’s the picture that he used to show what he wanted.

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