Man arrested for trying to sell a human penis (not his) at a shopping mall

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Isn’t Roy Moore still banned from the mall? /s

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Was it lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven?

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It’s ok.
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17…

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Alison Brie What GIF

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For a used one? Seems high.

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You think that’s bad? We have a Dick’s Drive-in here.

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Ah yes, another aficionado of occasionally grabbing a bag of Dick’s.

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was it as girthy as a coke can?

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Sounds like there’s a younger one available to transplant on the poor older gentleman.

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That’s a LONG way from St. Mark’s Place

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