Sports-wise, this guy would have been much better off not straying so far from this one… I forget what it’s called…
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Now I’m wondering how he celebrated the previous year’s Oakland Raiders Super Bowl victory.
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I came here for the comments… I was not disappointed 
great work everyone.
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My thoughts exactly. Why did he finally have to admit he shoved a baseball up there? Was he hoping it was just gas?
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“Bottoms up!”
In the end it was a screwball.
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Don’t forget the Giants.
Man? Not even “gentleman”?
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I’ve been looking all over the place for that.
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Rectum, I hardly know him!
“The A’s won the World Series. What are you going to do next?”
“I’m going to Disneyland.”
“I’m going to Disneyland.”
“I’m going to shove a baseball up my ass. Hey, don’t look at me like that. Disneyland is expensive. But baseballs I’ve got.”
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Now…see…it went in…so I’m going to attribute the surgical solution of pushing it through an incision in the colon* to a failure of imagination.
Either that, or the docs just weren’t that into him.
*And that really doesn’t sound right at all, but the article’s behind a paywall.
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I’ve got a friend that works in a S.F. emergency room. She regularly has horror stories of things that people “slipped and fell on”… The worst I can remember at ass o’clock in the morning is a toilet brush… Bristle side in… (gives me the shivers).
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