Originally published at: Man collapsed from heart attack at Vegas blackjack table yet dealer continued the game | Boing Boing
…
2 Likes
Man, life is such a crap-shoot.
8 Likes
Player: (grasping at chest) “Argh… heart…” (keels over)
Dealer: (rolling eyes) “Sir, suits make no difference in Blackjack. The Poker table is right over there.”
11 Likes
“Check his pockets for loose change”
6 Likes
“Read 'em and weep
The dead man’s hand again
I see it in your eyes
Take one look and die …”
8 Likes
“Vegas, bay-bee!”
2 Likes
6 Likes
well, in the dealer’s defense, that was probably not the first person who’s passed out at his table. so hard to tell in the moment if it’s a cardiac event, or just a passed out drunk.
4 Likes
I don’t think Lemmy was into blackjack, slots were more his thing.
2 Likes
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.