Man donates frostbitten digits to Canadian bar to use as a cocktail garnish

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Phalanges are dandy
But liquor is quicker.

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When the hotel heard of Griffiths' offer, they gratefully accepted. All that remains is for Griffiths to figure out a way to legally send his severed digits from England to Canada.
He should fly to Canada and hide the toes in his carrion luggage.
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That reminds me of this comic…

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My bad; maybe water in whisky, lime in vodka, olive in martini. Just a couple of fingers…

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I see what you did there…

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Well edited :wink:

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It worked better that way.

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FTFY :rofl:

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That line from 'Layer Cake:
Fucking females is for puffs.

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Why is New Mexico blank?

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Avoid the Gentleman Sausage, though.

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