Phalanges are dandy
But liquor is quicker.
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When the hotel heard of Griffiths' offer, they gratefully accepted. All that remains is for Griffiths to figure out a way to legally send his severed digits from England to Canada.He should fly to Canada and hide the toes in his carrion luggage.
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My bad; maybe water in whisky, lime in vodka, olive in martini. Just a couple of fingers…
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I see what you did there…
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Well edited 
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It worked better that way.
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FTFY 
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That line from 'Layer Cake:
Fucking females is for puffs.
Why is New Mexico blank?
Avoid the Gentleman Sausage, though.
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