Man horrifically mauled after jumping into giant panda den

It did not turn out as he pand.

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Zookeepers in the US still probably would have shot the panda.

Before watching, I was afraid it might be Homer…

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Another example here. It’s The Daily Mail, but I think it’s a fairly straightforward story.

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here is my problem. “thankfully he will survive”

Darwin is NOT taking care of evolution if we keep interfering.

the gene pool NEEDS a little chlorinating. - - just sayin

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Oh, the pandanity.

(Too soon?)

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Skadoosh!

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Pandas are cute but they are still bears, which are dangerous animals. I remember talking to a panda keeper at Edinburgh Zoo and she said that it is a very bad idea to underestimate a panda. “Pandas weigh 120 kg and that is all muscle.” They’re also marking their territory by urinating on trees and are clever enough to do it in a handstand to appear larger than they really are.

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They are of course Pandeists.

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Don’t we all?

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His wounds would make for an interesting pandagraph.

Would have turned out worse had he jumped into the pandb den.

Police would be so torn - they’d half want to fill it with bullets and half want to let it off with a warning.

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Harambe wasn’t a beneficiary of any such dilemma.

Note to self: don’t show this video to my young half-beauceron, half-German shepherd, lest he’ll take it as a tutorial for proper greeting.

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