Man opens front door only to be bitten by huge alligator

[pesco]

Originally published at: Man opens front door only to be bitten by huge alligator | Boing Boing

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[Melizmatic]

Land Shark, but with a gator?

[euansmith]

[CCB]

Candygram…

[teknocholer]

“This is the lock-picking alligator, and today I’d like to show you…”

[Melizmatic]

[euansmith]

So that’s why he never shows his face in the videos?

[elliotk]

As a Florida native, I feel I should point out that 8 feet is not an especially large alligator. Get back to me when this guy gets bitten by a 16 foot alligator.

Oh, and I’m pretty sure the animal in the Shutterstock picture is a crocodile, not an alligator.

[plainsman]

That cover picture is a crocodile…

[Franko]

land shark?? it’s been done. now, an alligator? now you’re talking!

[FSogol]

Euthanized it? Why haven’t Wildlife Officers euthanized any of the LDS or Siding Replacement Salesman that knock on my door?

[Brainspore]

@pesco

heard someone at his front door and thought it was a visitor for his son

“OW FUCK …Jason, it’s for you!”

[Otherbrother]

@Brainspore

OW FUCK

I choose to believe that he made a noise more like this when it happened:

The Very First Wilhelm Scream (Distant Drums, 1951)

[bobsyeruncle666]

Moments before…

[DukeTrout]

@FSogol

Euthanized it? Why haven’t Wildlife Officers euthanized any of the LDS or Siding Replacement Salesman that knock on my door?

They certainly aren’t endangered!

[smulder]

@pesco

Florida

… of course

[bobsyeruncle666]

@FSogol

Euthanized it? Why haven’t Wildlife Officers euthanized any of the LDS or Siding Replacement Salesman that knock on my door?

Clearly, someone needs to work on their pitch.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[knoxblox]

Calm down folks. It’s just the UF recruiter.

[RickMycroft]

Good thing it wasn’t LDS or JWs. Then there would have been two of them.

[kmoser]

Euthanized it? Whew, for a minute I thought they killed it.