Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/13/man-robbed-store-with-face-wra.html
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That’s just shitty.
He must’ve been really pissed.
Sorry, only customers are allowed to use the bathrooms.
Give me all your mummy… Er… Money
Yep, it’s a thing.
In Soviet Nashville, Charmin squeezes you.
I bet he’d be awesome at Toilet Paper Bride.
He was later identified by something stuck to his shoe.
Shithead
And constipation strikes everywhere.
If he was too poor to buy a ski mask or even a scarf, I think he may deserve whatever money he got.
Hopefully he was wearing the free hat they put in the stalls.
D.B. Pooper runs again.
The robbery was 1% inspiration, 65% perspiration, and 42% two-ply. But I understand the guy is a good father.
I love that episode; one of my favs from Amazing Stories.
Duct tape used here in Ashland Ky. Swear!
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