Man robbed store with face wrapped in toilet paper

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/13/man-robbed-store-with-face-wra.html

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That’s just shitty.

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He must’ve been really pissed.

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Sorry, only customers are allowed to use the bathrooms.

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Give me all your mummy… Er… Money

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Yep, it’s a thing.

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In Soviet Nashville, Charmin squeezes you.

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I bet he’d be awesome at Toilet Paper Bride.

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He was later identified by something stuck to his shoe.

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Shithead

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And constipation strikes everywhere.

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If he was too poor to buy a ski mask or even a scarf, I think he may deserve whatever money he got.

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Hopefully he was wearing the free hat they put in the stalls.

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D.B. Pooper runs again.

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The robbery was 1% inspiration, 65% perspiration, and 42% two-ply. But I understand the guy is a good father.

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I love that episode; one of my favs from Amazing Stories.

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Duct tape used here in Ashland Ky. Swear!
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/18372269.html

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aha, the proven Robin camouflage - no one will ever recognize him