Man robbed store with face wrapped in toilet paper


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/13/man-robbed-store-with-face-wra.html


#2

That’s just shitty.


#3

He must’ve been really pissed.


#4

Sorry, only customers are allowed to use the bathrooms.


#5

#6

Give me all your mummy… Er… Money


#7

Yep, it’s a thing.


#8

In Soviet Nashville, Charmin squeezes you.


#9

I bet he’d be awesome at Toilet Paper Bride.


#10

He was later identified by something stuck to his shoe.


#11

Shithead


#12

And constipation strikes everywhere.


#13

If he was too poor to buy a ski mask or even a scarf, I think he may deserve whatever money he got.


#14

Hopefully he was wearing the free hat they put in the stalls.


#15

D.B. Pooper runs again.


#16

The robbery was 1% inspiration, 65% perspiration, and 42% two-ply. But I understand the guy is a good father.


#17

I love that episode; one of my favs from Amazing Stories.


#18

Duct tape used here in Ashland Ky. Swear!
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/18372269.html


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#20

aha, the proven Robin camouflage - no one will ever recognize him