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He needs to get a terrier.
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They can get in through old, cracked sewer pipes, which was a concern of mine. Since replaced with pvc, which yes, they can chew through, but haven’t so far.
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They can also get in through the vent stack on the roof.
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Where did the dangerous factoid that “urine is sterile” come from? Gordon Dickson had it in some of his Dragon Knight books, and I cringed.
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Personally, I welcome our toilet-dwelling, urine-gargling rat overlo–
Wait, no. What the fuck? What the absolute fuck?
I say we take off and nuke the entire toilet from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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That’s excessive. There’s easier ways.
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It might be a new species, Rattus Latrinum.
THAT is the thing that people forget.
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