Man shoots at Bigfoot, only it isn't Bigfoot

So the guy is having a cannibalistic feast?

Totally can see that. I can’t stand the notion of hunting humans for sport. But I can get behind hunting humans for food. Especially rich ones.

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Liked for the Goofy Movie reference.

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Bigfoot shoots target practice and calls the police now?

That’s some deep undercover strategy on his part. Probably did full body laser electrology too. Cagey bastard.

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Curious statement.

As I am looking at the image, it’s for subsistence not sport. I still find it disturbing.

Now if you are a prohuman Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot, Chiye-tanka, Hibagon/Hinagon, Jué yuán, native Mega “Wild”-Man, North American Skunk Ape, Sasquatch, Satori, Yeren, Yeti, Yowie or other unmentioned or unknown cryptid hominid then I applaud you for your political stance. It is very enlightened.

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wait… wait… just suppose… i’m just say’n… as a purely basic hypothetical gedanken-experiment… what if the shootee was the guy in the Bigfoot suit (in that film)? sorta makes ya think, doesn’t it?

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Not cool buddy.
Walter_Langkowski_

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What? You didn’t watch it to the end:

Later, “Not-Bigfoot” takes off clothing and mask to reveal he actually was Bigfoot, in man-shaped costume!
He snickers at having, yet again, fooled the silly humans and gets back to the business of bigfooting.

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Oh America. You’re so crazy! :roll_eyes::upside_down_face:

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Then you have idiots with guns who believe in bigfoot.

Truly this is the stupidest timeline.

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I hope they bust his ass.

You can’t shoot sasquatches in December, the season doesn’t open until January.

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I agree, this is why whenever I get them sasquatch-messing urges I go out and shoot at some random hunter until the urge begins to dissipate.

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Them Bigfeet is even more clever than deer!

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attempted negligent homicide

I’m not sure those words make sense together.

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I would watch that movie.

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“Never get off the boat…”

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I try being negligent whenever I kill someone but I have this pesky habit of planning things too good.

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Bigwheel, clearly.

The only manly way to fight bigfoot is with your fists.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYGHHc0Es4

  • Cybernetic-enhanced fists void where prohibited.
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