Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/21/man-shoots-at-bigfoot-only-it.html
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Man shoots at Bigfoot,
OK, I’m with you so far.
…only it isn’t Bigfoot
What?! I did not see that coming.
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I fear a lesson in gun safety might lead to a lesson in marksmanship.
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I know a man who got shot in Montana by a man in a boat going down a river. He often emails him once a year to remind him to identify his target. He usually gets a response full of swearing.
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You can tell it wasn’t Bigfoot, because there isn’t one.
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There are guns.
There are idiots.
Then you have idiots with guns.
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"Man shoots at people, knows damn well they aren’t bigfoot."
“Media and police make relaxed jokes about guy who went around shooting at people”
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On top of that, hunting season is over. There’s no reason for anyone to be wearing orange anymore.
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I can see this as being turned into a movie. Sort of “Station Agent” meets “Deliverance”. Staring Peter Dinklage as the man who gets shot mistakenly for being a bear cub (or son of Bigfoot) and the shooter played by Ed Norton with a Southern almost unintelligible accent possibly the result of tourette syndrome.
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And now we know why.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive!
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I’m glad to hear Bigfoot is ok
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Regardless, I would support a law against shooting them.
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I see a poorly socialized guy in a ghillie suit roasting a camper.
Is the sasquatch so well hidden that we can’t see it in the background?
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I’d watch that
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