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I went for Bonobo “Full-Contact Experience.” I don’t wanna talk about it
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Yeah, that dungeonkeeper should be thrown in his own dungeon. The leopard is the innocent victim here.
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You were so excited that you didn’t even notice the first two posts in this thread.
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If nothing else, at least it gives you a chance to cuddle a cute weasel… before it goes all un-cute on your yarbles.
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It sounds like this guy really wanted a partial-contact experience. This is why you never let them sell you the upgrade…
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Seems like he got exactly what he paid for - he was just, perhaps, a little unclear what he was paying for.
Said local man, after paying to have a leopard eat his face.
That would actually be ok - or at least work a lot better. Flipping an alligator and rubbing its belly does cause it to go into a state of “tonic immobility,” so it won’t be mauling you. Not immediately, anyways.
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I dunno - sounds like he got exactly what he paid for…
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Even if a leopard doesn’t have spots he isn’t going to change them.
The lights had probably gone.
(ETA: GagHalfrunt is in this thread as well!)
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It’s that thing where “more than he paid for” is exactly what he asked for.
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The asking price should be more than $150, people stupid enough to want to hang out with a leopard will probably pay way more for the privilege.
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The Dweezil full contact experience aint bad either.
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Or monkeys?
A neighbor’s porch.cam recently recorded five pumas strolling on his mountain driveway. You may have seen the images online. I’ll invite brave folk and Floridians for multiple full-body experiences. Make sure I’m listed as the life insurance beneficiary.
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