Man spent $150 for “full-contact experience” with leopard and got more than he paid for

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/man-spent-150-for-full-contact-experience-with-leopard-and-got-more-than-he-paid-for.html

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As a bonus, we know who he’ll be voting for next week.

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Obligatory:

“But I never thought the leopard would eat MY face!”

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If I lived in an enclosure like that I’d try to rip someone’s head off too!

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Man, I’m glad I went for the Weasel “Full-Contact Experience” instead.

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Pretty sure weasels will go up your pantleg and go for the soft groin parts. Not much of an improvement.

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ah so he’s a communist.

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That poor cat. Having to ingest someone stupid enough to think it wanted to play must’ve been rough on the digestion.

ETA: and I can only assume it will be killed for doing what comes naturally to it, after being caged and then having its cage invaded.

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Deploying Countermeasures.

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Too bad it didn’t rip the face off its kidnapper too. Poor leopard.

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According to The Iron Giant, squirrels are just as bad, and tend to cause freakouts on those people.

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I feel terribly sorry… for the leopard. tiny cage, no space to run around in, and probably fed cat food, too.

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Nevertheless, the “Rub the alligator belly” booth is still going strong.

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And it didn’t even happen in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’, atonishingly!!

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I guess the good news is the communist ranks in America are strong.

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Turns out the poor dope was actually just into mature women and thought he was paying for the “full-contact cougar experience.”

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Putting animals in a situation like that for 150 dollars. I hope there are criminal charges for the “animal sanctuary.”

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