As a bonus, we know who he’ll be voting for next week.
“But I never thought the leopard would eat MY face!”
If I lived in an enclosure like that I’d try to rip someone’s head off too!
Man, I’m glad I went for the Weasel “Full-Contact Experience” instead.
Pretty sure weasels will go up your pantleg and go for the soft groin parts. Not much of an improvement.
ah so he’s a communist.
That poor cat. Having to ingest someone stupid enough to think it wanted to play must’ve been rough on the digestion.
ETA: and I can only assume it will be killed for doing what comes naturally to it, after being caged and then having its cage invaded.
Too bad it didn’t rip the face off its kidnapper too. Poor leopard.
According to The Iron Giant, squirrels are just as bad, and tend to cause freakouts on those people.
I feel terribly sorry… for the leopard. tiny cage, no space to run around in, and probably fed cat food, too.
Nevertheless, the “Rub the alligator belly” booth is still going strong.
And it didn’t even happen in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’, atonishingly!!
I guess the good news is the communist ranks in America are strong.
Turns out the poor dope was actually just into mature women and thought he was paying for the “full-contact cougar experience.”
Putting animals in a situation like that for 150 dollars. I hope there are criminal charges for the “animal sanctuary.”