Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/15/man-ticketed-for-driving-88mph.html
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he “wasn’t trying to time travel.”
Pffft. I don’t believe that for a second.
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Yeah that re-entry can be quite dangerous. If its not some old guy’s barn, its a police speed trap.
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Your Honor*, I thought once I hit 88 miles per hour, I’d loose them.
*technically I suppose it’s My Lord, but tomato tomahto.
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Hmm, link didn’t got to the 404 page. Guess he never got around to making sure it never happened.
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FTFY.
Though I didn’t convert it to the proper Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional tense, since you should read up on time travel tenses yourself.
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I’ve been too busy reading up on supertemporal reverse vector electric field theory in flux capacitors. They can handle over 1.21 gigawatts of power!
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Which year was he ticketed in, and in which year was he speeding?
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I don’t think that guy should drive when he’s 55.
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No one messes with General Mills.
It’s also technically lose not “loose”, but whatevs.
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I’m mildly surprised he got it to go that fast.
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Please tell me he didn’t paint that car blue!
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I think it’s just a very blue sky reflecting off the stainless steel, along with some Shop filtering.
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God, I hope so!
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Why is the left one blue and black, but the right one gold and white?
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You mean over 1.21 jigawatts of power right?
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Precisely what came to mind! LOL!
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