Man ticketed for driving 88mph in his DeLorean


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/15/man-ticketed-for-driving-88mph.html


#3

he “wasn’t trying to time travel.”

Pffft. I don’t believe that for a second.


#4

Yeah that re-entry can be quite dangerous. If its not some old guy’s barn, its a police speed trap.


#5

Your Honor*, I thought once I hit 88 miles per hour, I’d loose them.

*technically I suppose it’s My Lord, but tomato tomahto.


#6

Hmm, link didn’t got to the 404 page. Guess he never got around to making sure it never happened.


#7

FTFY.

Though I didn’t convert it to the proper Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional tense, since you should read up on time travel tenses yourself.


#8

I’ve been too busy reading up on supertemporal reverse vector electric field theory in flux capacitors. They can handle over 1.21 gigawatts of power!


#9

Which year was he ticketed in, and in which year was he speeding?


#10

I don’t think that guy should drive when he’s 55.


#11

No one messes with General Mills.


#12

It’s also technically lose not “loose”, but whatevs.

:wink:


#13

I’m mildly surprised he got it to go that fast.


#14

Please tell me he didn’t paint that car blue!


#15

I think it’s just a very blue sky reflecting off the stainless steel, along with some Shop filtering.


#16

God, I hope so!


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#18

Why is the left one blue and black, but the right one gold and white?


#19

You mean over 1.21 jigawatts of power right?


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#21

Precisely what came to mind! LOL!