Man ticketed for driving 88mph in his DeLorean


Originally published at:


he “wasn’t trying to time travel.”

Pffft. I don’t believe that for a second.


Yeah that re-entry can be quite dangerous. If its not some old guy’s barn, its a police speed trap.


Your Honor*, I thought once I hit 88 miles per hour, I’d loose them.

*technically I suppose it’s My Lord, but tomato tomahto.


Hmm, link didn’t got to the 404 page. Guess he never got around to making sure it never happened.



Though I didn’t convert it to the proper Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional tense, since you should read up on time travel tenses yourself.


I’ve been too busy reading up on supertemporal reverse vector electric field theory in flux capacitors. They can handle over 1.21 gigawatts of power!


Which year was he ticketed in, and in which year was he speeding?


I don’t think that guy should drive when he’s 55.


No one messes with General Mills.


It’s also technically lose not “loose”, but whatevs.



I’m mildly surprised he got it to go that fast.


Please tell me he didn’t paint that car blue!


I think it’s just a very blue sky reflecting off the stainless steel, along with some Shop filtering.


God, I hope so!



Why is the left one blue and black, but the right one gold and white?


You mean over 1.21 jigawatts of power right?



Precisely what came to mind! LOL!