Man who poses with "plastic" crocodile learns the hard way that it's alive

Coffee’s hot. Crocs bite. Don’t go outside if you’re an idiot.

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There is a metal guardrail-type fence right there in the video, and you notice they had to clamber over a wall to exit the other side? What more do you want?

Cecily Strong Season 44 GIF by Saturday Night Live

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Does he get to keep the crocodile tooth?

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It’s nature’s way of thinning the herd

No. The McDonalds coffee was intentionally hot enough to cause 2nd-degree burns, and they knew it.

Why not? When some crazy person attacked me in Times Square back in ‘08, I kept his teeth!!

Ambush predator is good at staying very still, therefore good at ambushing.

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