Originally published at: Man with bleeding hair transplant wouldn't leave plane
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Dude looks straight out GTA.
Straight out of hellraiser
Yeah, he could’ve picked a more stylish gang leader to emulate.
Or maybe:
although the hairline doens’t help, he has those unfocused eyes in his mug shot that are characteristic video game characters
Perhaps he should track down one of those wild wigs…
He looks like the Shah of Iran!
What is it about people being casual regarding their bleeding scalps that people seem to find so off-putting?
if you’re going to throw any sanitary and (probably) comfort concerns to the wind then maybe consider:
HAT
Isn’t that scary?
Probably could have scored a free one if he’d played his cards right.
Massive Headwound Harry: [ stands up ] I guess the party’s over, thanks for having me! [ grabs a hat from the hat rack and places it over his head ]
Husband: No, no! That’s not your hat!
Massive Headwound Harry: Oh. I’m sorry. [ removes the hat from his head ]
Husband: No, that’s alright. You keep it.
Massive Headwound Harry: Thanks!
Announcer: This has been “Massive Headwound Harry”. Next week’s episode: “Borrowing the Headphones”.
Dude spent all that money on a hair transplant and wants to ruin it by not caring for it for a few days?
The prevailing theory is that is actually his hair. It left him and is now roaming free, living its best life.
Melon Cat wore it better.