Man with fresh, bleeding hair transplant arrested after refusing to leave plane

Originally published at: Man with bleeding hair transplant wouldn't leave plane

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Dude looks straight out GTA.

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Straight out of hellraiser

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Yeah, he could’ve picked a more stylish gang leader to emulate.

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Or maybe:

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although the hairline doens’t help, he has those unfocused eyes in his mug shot that are characteristic video game characters

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Perhaps he should track down one of those wild wigs…

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He looks like the Shah of Iran!

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What is it about people being casual regarding their bleeding scalps that people seem to find so off-putting?

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if you’re going to throw any sanitary and (probably) comfort concerns to the wind then maybe consider:
HAT :cowboy_hat_face:

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Isn’t that scary?

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Probably could have scored a free one if he’d played his cards right.

Massive Headwound Harry: [ stands up ] I guess the party’s over, thanks for having me! [ grabs a hat from the hat rack and places it over his head ]

Husband: No, no! That’s not your hat!

Massive Headwound Harry: Oh. I’m sorry. [ removes the hat from his head ]

Husband: No, that’s alright. You keep it.

Massive Headwound Harry: Thanks!

Announcer: This has been “Massive Headwound Harry”. Next week’s episode: “Borrowing the Headphones”.

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Dude spent all that money on a hair transplant and wants to ruin it by not caring for it for a few days?

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The prevailing theory is that is actually his hair. It left him and is now roaming free, living its best life.

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I’m not so sure that’s a hair transplant. Looks more like a scalp tattoo to me.

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Melon Cat wore it better.

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