Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo in his likeness

This time The Fonz is WRONG!!

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Interesting note on Manson - he is probably a weirdo, but it is a completely manufactured look. He is - by all measures - a D&D nerd who belongs in a basement.

Start a creep grunge/rock/horror band, put on some make up and contacts - and boom. Gothish- God.

Fun fact - Tim Skold used to play with Manson, and he used to be part of KMFDM.

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In what sense is a face on it “lifelike”?!

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He’s selling these, or he’s trying to sell these?

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I’d prefer to see a Ted Nugent ball gag, as modelled by the man himself (permanently).

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No thank you. I can manage without one of these in my life just fine, thank you very much. Nope. All good thanks!

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0NudHEd

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Brian! Stop it.

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The part that gets me is the paint rubbing off. Given the places that thing is intended to go, that paint is rubbing off onto some pretty delicate tissues.

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there are soooooo many NOs in my head right now.

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Please allow me to tell Mr. Manson where he can stick that. . .

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Well, he did have boobs, they…
…didn’t look that soft either.

What a time to be alive.

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That’s kind of uncalled for. He’s making this available to those who might be interested in it, not forcing it on you, or in you.

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Fuck that.

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Yes, that’s the point…

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As creepy as that Marilyn Manson Manson dildo is, it’s still a heck of a lot more positive than the anti-vax idiots in Arizona.

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Lifelike?

Oh, I get it, that’s what his thing looks like.

He never gets lonely.

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Soft pass.

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