Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo in his likeness


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/22/marilyn-manson-is-selling-a-di.html


#2

DS9-sisko-nah


#3

May be more effective than a cold shower.


#4

Lucy%20-%20yikes


#5

Hey, that GIF too is a fetish for someone…


#6

Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo in his likeness

I see they trimmed the nose down for less trips to the ER.


#7

Is that you Desi?

I thought you had gone on to the great sound stage in the sky…


#8

That’s strange, all I see is a douche.


#9

In what sense is “soft” “lifelike?”


#10

Do. Not. Want.


#11

#12

I’ve nothing against the guy but still have no use for likenesses of Marilyn Manson or for a dildo, yet still, I kinda want one.

If Ted Nugent had enough sense to merchandise butt-plugs I’d wan’t on of those too.


#13

Eh… no thanks?


#14

The same cannot be said of Manson himself, though…


#15

You mean the ‘lifelike’ part right?

I do expect that that’s by design.
And perhaps not so easily maintained.


#16

Big whoop, Marilyn. Ghost produced fully-molded dildos in the likeness of their front-man in 2013.

So in other words, Marilyn Manson just produced a physical metaphor for his place in music: a cheap copy of what other, better musicians did several years ago.


#17

" in his likeness"

Remember, they aren’t black like his skin, but black like his soul.


#18

He doesn’t strike me as soft, either.

Definitely memorable, though.


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#20

Lately I’ve mostly been hearing that Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson.