Marjorie Taylor Greene says "They" control the weather and caused Hurricane Helene

Trump probably took the weather control secret papers home with him to Mar El Lago, declassified them by thought power, and stacked them in a spare bathroom for the FBI to pick up later.

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Superman 3 isn’t a documentary.

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I suspect They keep MT Head around for comic relief. If she were a threat to Their nefarious plans They would have zapped her long ago.

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Brief tangent:

I once had a part-time fellow employee who was the bookstore’s former manager.

Very former.

She’d treated her employees so badly, the entire staff quit one day. They’d finally had enough of her BS, so they just walked right out and left her to her own devices, which made corporate very angry. Corporate actually barred her from ever again holding any mgmt position.

The then-manager when I started there knew all about her many transgressions, and he’d warned me to never ask her how to do something because she’d lie!

One afternoon they were playfully teasing each other - cracking wise & and cracking up. He’d been calling her a Wicked Witch, but then told her he worshipped her, and she laughed. “Oh? Do you also worship the ground I walk upon?”

He replied in the enthusiastic affirmative, adding, “I also worship the house that falls on you!”

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Jewish space lasers start the wildfires, right, margarine trailer green?

I have only a ahem handful of grandmommy bobo and empty green memes b/c invariably such an unpleasant experience running such searches.

Horresco referens!

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Aside from the whole conspiracy theory aspect; is anyone else puzzled by Greene’s attempt at incisive geospatial intelligence analysis?

Apparently this proves that ‘they’ are using weather control for electoral meddling; but as best I can tell it’s just a map of the large chunk of southeastern US affected by the hurricane along with a pretty standard looking urban-blue-zones-surrounded-by-suburban-and-rural-red-areas political map; with both colors (badly, because a lighter blue is being sued to show area of impact and also continental shelf because we really aren’t doing Tufte here) shown as affected.

Am I supposed to conclude that the globalists are exterminating republicans because the red areas are geographically larger and population density is obviously irrelevant to both the human impact of natural disasters and electoral mapping? Is the sloppy graphic essentially irrelevant to the thesis and I’m just supposed to nod along in the warmth of shared agreement that the sinister and inhuman threaten Real America?

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Who run the weather?
beyonce-who-run-the-world-679864956

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Of course you are. That was a big chunk of their “proof” that the election was stolen, the ted areas were so much bigger than the blue ones. The MAGAts will just nod and agree, snd be angry because they are told to. Facts are absolutely not kosher for them.

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So, once MT (empty?) Greene’s cult leader, Trump, gets into office; he will not let hurricanes ever illegally enter America again?

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It could be done by building a big, beautiful wall around the coast and making the Caribbean pay.

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She moved on to health advice, I imagine this is her wanting to get rid of the FDA.

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What a dipshit. This will sicken people and in some cases kill them… I hate this timeline where ignorant fascists get a huge platform to push dangerous disinformation.

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Odd how Republicans really are champions of personal liberty, but only in cases where it’s something really stupid that will get people killed. As long as someone is being harmed in a way that could easily be prevented, they’re all for it. If it’s a case where nobody is being hurt and people are just trying to live their lives, then it’s fascism all the way.

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Apparently, the liberals have had it in for Florida since the 16th century.

(excerpt) The first recorded tropical cyclone to affect the area that is now the state of Florida occurred in 1523…

List of Florida hurricanes (pre-1900) - Wikipedia

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well, sure.
errbody hate florida.
Osceola laughs from the beyond.

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I hope she learns why pasteurization was invented and adopted.

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Super double down.

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oh I thought possibly it was “da gays”

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