"It's actually healthy for us!" -- Marjorie Taylor Greene touts the benefits of global warming

Originally published at: "It's actually healthy for us!" — Marjorie Taylor Greene touts the benefits of global warming | Boing Boing

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Hey Empty,

Shut The Fuck Up GIF

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Unbelievable, unprecedented ignorance on display.

So -just another day for MTG.

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Somewhat convinced that her “strategy” is to take the literal opposite stance to Democrats on everything and just make the reasoning up on the spot.

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there are some benefits, but do they outweigh the bad? no, they do not.

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Horror movies have long had “we can’t close the beaches just because of a few horrifying deaths” level of venality, but even they don’t usually have “actually the sharktopus is healthy for people” level.

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Man, how I wish willful stupidity was lethal to the person spewing it.

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Well, you’re correct, but I think too specific. It’s the GOP strategy.

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“Just think of how much weight you could lose if there was a famine!”

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So they’ve shifted from “it’s not real!” Through a brief “we didn’t cause it!” phase and now we’re in “it’s actually a good thing!” At this rate, we’ll all be extinct a century or so when they get around to “liberals are killing our freedoms and disrespecting the flag by forcing the globe to warm!” and actually starting to do something.

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Any chance we can get her ontologically reassigned as an impoverished day laborer in one of the places now featuring wet-bulb temperatures north of 30 degrees; or maybe one of Qatar’s expendable construction slaves?

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They’re not even phases. I have seen all three for at least a decade, sometimes even from the same writer. Because the underlying point is “fossil fuel CEOs should make as much money as possible” and anything that argues for that is true, even if they’re mutually inconsistent.

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The message will probably be, “Liberals knew all about global warming for decades, literally decades! And they hid the truth from the rest of the world. They could have acted on it, but they selfishly refused to move forward a single piece of legislation to do anything about it.

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Bang Head GIF

Can she go a day without saying something bigoted, ignorant or stupid?

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Maybe we can convince her to stand by her words and sit in a room where both the temperature and CO2 concentrations get continually increased…

To be as dumb as an Empty Gee statement, it would have to be something like, “Just how fit you’d be if you starved to death in a famine!”

You mean, can she go a day without saying anything? Unlikely.

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Sooo… climate change is now definitely real, and all we’re arguing about is whether it’s good or not? That actually sounds a bit like progress!

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Saves money on cookware?

The Sun has baked her brain.

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Yep, it’s like we’re living in one big peach tree dish. Who knows what will happen? It could be bad. It could be gazpacho.

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And it has been since at least the Gingrich era.

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