Mark Zuckerberg reportedly building a self-sustaining doomsday bunker in Hawaii

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You beat me to it. A…

“self sustaining survival bunker built on a volcanically active site by a billionaire who made his money doing shady things”

is just a long way of saying “evil lair” not even particularly secret like elon did.

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Wouldn’t we all build a self sustaining compound if we could?

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I’m fully prepped and ready for this.
Got myself a Food Truck parked at the corner of Koolau Ranch.

Jacket Spuds and Bacon Sandwiches - $800 dollars a pop - sorted.

:slightly_smiling_face:

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Bloody hell, London prices!

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You think I should up it?
Am I selling myself cheap?

The Dog needs to know - biscuit prices are thru the bloody roof.

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Might as well go the whole hog and hit West End prices, a dog has to eat!

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And if the tech-bro turns up to hide from an apocalypse will an armed squad pop out of the van to ambush them saying “the proletariat sends their regards”?

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“They can appear to themselves every day, on closed-circuit TV, to make sure they’re still real.”

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I mean, we’re living on a great big spherical one, if we can manage to keep it from breaking the fuck down!

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Perfect Reference. I was thinking of the same Fletcher Memorial scenario.

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Came here for this, thank you.

There’s a great Agatha Christie film with Bill Nighy where this concept is explored. It’s extremely satisfying.

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Dude, c’mon, name the film!

(Asking for an interested party)

:sunglasses:

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Ordeal by Innocence.
It was very good!

ETA: I guess it’s technically a three episode series.

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Ooh, and Bill Nighy.
I shall look it up. Thanks.

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Don’t worry. Zuck had it covered.

Seem like he could “do” anything required to be self-sustainable. /S :rofl:

Fool thinks FarmVille is real life.

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LOL.

Devil’s in the details:

He’s killing the animals, then they go to a butcher in Santa Cruz, who cuts them up and sends them back to Zuckerberg, says Sellers.

So he’s basically just a killer, not a hunter :laughing:

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ETA

I think I must pay @Brainspore a soda…

Latinha GIF by Guaraná Antarctica

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Prefer a self sustainable community instead.

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certainly an option

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