Martin Shkreli offers a bailout to ailing 4chan

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4Chan is completely dead and will stay that way. The good times are long gone and all that’s left is a bunch of insecure kids and edgy squareheads posting porn, nazi devotion and rate-my-dick threads while insulting one another as “newfags” and whatever else “fags”. The perfect place for an immature character like Shkreli with his wannabe social-dawinistic attitudes. He can go and promote himself the new king of /b/ and get his head badly photoshopped into weird porn pics by 14 year olds for the rest of his miserable existence.

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Used Ecto Containment Unit emporium, bad candy soft chews, and mulch for people who would be ruining cycling…
Also peeps need to be thinking of the nicest, safest, most benign nothing they can.

Never click in 4 weeks: https://www.aliexpress.com/popular/marshmallow-man-inflatable.html

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Truly a match made in heaven

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Let’s just hope he doesn’t raise the cost of using 4chan 15-fold

As much of a bag of dicks as Shkreli is, I thought this was a rather self-aware and classy way to raise some funds for a friend in need:

Fuck that, he’s minted. He could just pay for it himself. That would be classy. He still wants punching, mind.

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He just wouldn’t pay up.

You know everything he does these days is a scam/hoax to keep himself in the news, right?

There’s nothing too terrible for him to joke about, but people keep on reporting nonetheless.

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