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Oh, I thought for sure this was going to be a bong…
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I thought it was going to be some sort of sexual toy, with that wording xD.
@allenk Curse you, now I want a Klein bottle opener…
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An actual Infinity Gauntlet’s purpose would be to restore justice to the world. Alas, that ain’t gonna happen. We are fucked. Bend over and smile.
“Restore” implies that the world was once just.
That particular sex act never appealed to me but if I was gonna give it a shot it would have to be with someone who had much smaller fists than Thanos. Also preferably someone who wasn’t wearing an armored glove.
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That right there is the true root of many evils, a misguided attempt to return to a past that never was. Mistaking one’s own nostalgia-bleached childhood and memories of being the center of the universe for a happier time.
Oh yeah, and the gauntlet is not something I would want in my household. Fnord.
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