Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/30/massive-sea-lions-commandeer-s.html
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That boat looks like it was in poor shape before the sea lions decided to use it as a raft. Now the boat’s owner has an insurance claim on what looked like a $0 value asset.
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This is what happens if you let them continue to ask questions.
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I want to see how the hell they got on board that harbor floatie, and how they intend to get off without breaking a flipper. The owner’s going to wonder why the heck his boat is smelling like a sick dog took a crap on it.
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I Has a Boat.
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Any of us who’ve been on BB BBS for any appreciable amount of time can relate to the boat owner’s plight.
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“I was merely politely inquiring if you have any fish. Why won’t you participate in a civil discussion?”
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“I think you’ll find there is space for more of my kind, look, I’ll show you if you like, I will invite my friends, there’ll be no problem, why are you so concerned?”
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“The sea lions are in the wrong, but personally, their hunger for fish doesn’t bother me quite as much as everyone else’s haste to join in booing them.”
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(For size approximation, the boat is approximately 20-22 feet on deck.)
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A sick dog that ate a buttload of fish, don’t forget.
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Whose Boat Is This Boat?
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Well, actually …
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Go away, sea lions!
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Mating season?
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With their confidence, every season is mating season.
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With their confidence, every season is mating season.
May you have the confidence of a mediocre sea lion.
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This video would improve tremendously with the music of Christopher Cross’s “Sailing”.
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And that’s my problem with the word “commandeer”.
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