Seal slaps kayaker in his face with an octopus

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/26/seal-slaps-kayaker-in-his-face.html

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That is NOT the Seal of Approval.

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seal-clapping

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That might be.

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A lazy one, for sure…

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Shit, that just unlocked a fetish for me.

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Seal 1

Kayaker 0

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Somebody think of the poor octopus.

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Octopus -1

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OMG that is hilarious!

Seal: “Get off my lawn!”

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Damn mother nature you scary

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Can we borrow the seal for Kavanaugh, on behalf of the women he’s molested?

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I knew that seals were hardcore carnivores, but I did not know they were also jerks.

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5vOjb

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Correct. It’s a sea lion. Big front flippers give it away.

Seals are usually pretty cool. Sea lions can be assholes. Know your pinnipeds and stay safe out there!

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It was just tenderizing its lunch on the kayaker’s face.

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According to the Law of the Sea, the kayaker and seal are now married.

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Looks like a sealion to me, so the headline is accurate apart from that.