Seal slaps kayaker in his face with an octopus


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/26/seal-slaps-kayaker-in-his-face.html


#2

That is NOT the Seal of Approval.


#3

seal-clapping


#4

That might be.


#5

A lazy one, for sure…


#6

Shit, that just unlocked a fetish for me.


#7


#8

Seal 1

Kayaker 0


#9

Somebody think of the poor octopus.


#10

Octopus -1


#11

OMG that is hilarious!

Seal: “Get off my lawn!”


#12

Damn mother nature you scary


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#14

Can we borrow the seal for Kavanaugh, on behalf of the women he’s molested?


#15

I knew that seals were hardcore carnivores, but I did not know they were also jerks.


#16

5vOjb


#17

Correct. It’s a sea lion. Big front flippers give it away.

Seals are usually pretty cool. Sea lions can be assholes. Know your pinnipeds and stay safe out there!


#18

It was just tenderizing its lunch on the kayaker’s face.


#19

According to the Law of the Sea, the kayaker and seal are now married.


#20

Looks like a sealion to me, so the headline is accurate apart from that.