Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/26/seal-slaps-kayaker-in-his-face.html
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That is NOT the Seal of Approval.
That might be.
A lazy one, for sure…
Shit, that just unlocked a fetish for me.
Seal 1
Kayaker 0
Somebody think of the poor octopus.
Octopus -1
OMG that is hilarious!
Seal: “Get off my lawn!”
Damn mother nature you scary
Can we borrow the seal for Kavanaugh, on behalf of the women he’s molested?
I knew that seals were hardcore carnivores, but I did not know they were also jerks.
Correct. It’s a sea lion. Big front flippers give it away.
Seals are usually pretty cool. Sea lions can be assholes. Know your pinnipeds and stay safe out there!
It was just tenderizing its lunch on the kayaker’s face.
According to the Law of the Sea, the kayaker and seal are now married.
Looks like a sealion to me, so the headline is accurate apart from that.