Seal doesn't recognize property rights, tries to steal man's shark


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/20/seal-doesnt-recognize-proper.html


#2

I can haz feesh?

Kthxbai


#3

Sea Lion would’ve just argued it away from him.

“Pardon me, sir, I can’t help but notice that you’ve caught and killed a sea creature. Do you murder with such reckless abandon every day, or is today special?..”


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#5

Sharks eat seals; seals eat sharks. Elton John and all that.


#6

Seal: "What? What do you mean this isn’t Barnacle Bill’s new al fresco dining establishment and gastropub? I’m an American/This is America (take your pick)! Serve me dammit!


#7

I was disappointed it WASN’T that Seal.


#8

“We’re never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.” – Seal


#9

Somehow I don’t think the “spray animal with hose to make it go away” tactic is going to work with seals.


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#11

‘Chubbyfisher uses Water gun.’
‘It’s not very effective.’
‘Seal uses Agility.’


#12

Wet seal is wet.

Dumb fisherman is dumb.


#13

What sort of shark is a chubby? ( j\k )


#14

Must be a relative of Pancho.


#15

You can see blood and probably other bits of fish washing into the water behind the table they put the shark on, so the seal was likely following a scent trail.


#16

Pretty sure it was a sea lion, and this is exactly what I’m imagining it saying.


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