Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/20/seal-doesnt-recognize-proper.html
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I can haz feesh?
Kthxbai
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Sea Lion would’ve just argued it away from him.
“Pardon me, sir, I can’t help but notice that you’ve caught and killed a sea creature. Do you murder with such reckless abandon every day, or is today special?..”
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Sharks eat seals; seals eat sharks. Elton John and all that.
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Seal: "What? What do you mean this isn’t Barnacle Bill’s new al fresco dining establishment and gastropub? I’m an American/This is America (take your pick)! Serve me dammit!
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I was disappointed it WASN’T that Seal.
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“We’re never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.” – Seal
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Somehow I don’t think the “spray animal with hose to make it go away” tactic is going to work with seals.
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‘Chubbyfisher uses Water gun.’
‘It’s not very effective.’
‘Seal uses Agility.’
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Wet seal is wet.
Dumb fisherman is dumb.
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What sort of shark is a chubby? ( j\k )
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Must be a relative of Pancho.
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You can see blood and probably other bits of fish washing into the water behind the table they put the shark on, so the seal was likely following a scent trail.
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Pretty sure it was a sea lion, and this is exactly what I’m imagining it saying.
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