Massive wine heist in Napa


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Somewhere, I suspect someone is petting his white Persian cat and cackling while crossing off “Restock wine cellar” off of his to do list. Next on the list is probably “Finish volcano-island lair” and “Complete world domination.”


If they planned to just drink it then hitting a BevMo would have been much easier.

Lets see… dark fruits, earthy, spicy, and a disappointing lingering taste of larceny.


The driver of the getaway car had his license slapped with 96 points.

That’s what I call a Cote du Grhoner.


Don’t be afraid to name names. It’s common knowledge the simian Larry Ellison was behind this.

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Actually, I was going to go with Dick Cheny, but Larry is also a good suspect.

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