Matt Gaetz binged on erectile dysfunction drugs at parties, says GOP senator

Good kitty

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… Skittles that have been helpfully pre-chewed for us at the factory :nauseated_face:

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Consult a doctor if Matt Gaetz persists for longer than four hours.

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The objective could also have been reduction of refractory period rather than related to erectile dysfunction in general.

I’m not a doctor or your doctor and my investigation was more cursory googling than ‘literature review’; but it appears that significant reductions in the length of the refractory period are seen in users with normal erectile function. That seems like it could be relevant if you are engaged in some sort of hedonism binge lasting long enough to require stimulant support.

This is precisely the reason I use th’ following tags for certain tumblr posts:

#EAT THE RICH
#but marinate them well
#and keep antacid handy

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The couple that snorts viagra together, stays together?

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“This is obviously before he got married.”

Oh you sweet, summer child.

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I’ve never had an energy drink (I drink enough black tea during the day to probably wire the living dead), but this is exactly how I imagined they must taste. Thank you for the description!

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Well, at least you shouldn’t stop trying to “go all night” just because you’re married. Bring your A game.

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