Florida Republican Matt Gaetz was at drug-fueled sex party in 2017 with a 17-year-old high school junior

Originally published at: Filing: Matt Gaetz was at sex party in 2017 with a 17-year-old

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We need to start using an updated image of the second-banana villain from an '80s college sex comedy. He looks so young, the better to attract high school girls!

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I still find it amazing how much he looks like a vinyl 3-D mockup of a Bill Plympton cartoon character. I don’t understand how voters aren’t repulsed by his Uncanny Valley visage – But then, I remind myself, it’s Florida.

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His face always reminded me of a certain Marvel character.

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Al Franken resigns for a bad taste joke caught on camera, meanwhile Gaetz is free because it’s all just some witch hunt. The whole party needs to take responsibility for their actions and not just for this pervert.

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To me, Matt Gaetz basically looks like what you’d get if Beavis and Butthead had a child together and someone made a live-action feature film about it.

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Bonus:

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Still think it’s kind of an insult to Beavis and Butthead…

Also… JD Vance…

Beavis And Butthead 90S Tv GIF by Leroy Patterson

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Venmo

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True. Beavis and Butt-Head were lower middle class latchkey kids with absentee parents. Maybe they would have grown up to be upstanding citizens (probably not, but…)

Gaetz on the other hand was born into privilege, was well educated, and is well-spoken. He doesn’t really have any excuse for being so awful.

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Welp, he’s in a sea of shit now.

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It seems a lot like there is a certain level of privilege that makes people more likely to be awful, not less.

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That certainly was my experience at the snooty private school.

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No experience with snooty private schools, but plenty of pseudo-rich assholes show the same defect.

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The google says that the age of consent in Florida is 18.

Arrest him.

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We have known about this guy for years. Can we put in him in fucking jail already.

Christ. I am so fucking sick of these open sex pests not just walking around, but in positions of governmental power.

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I hope he gets thrown an anchor.

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Matt Gaetz unfavorable polling is rating at under 17.

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