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Matt Gaetz: “I’m so innocent! Why, the woman in question doesn’t even exist!”
The woman in question:
Matt Gaetz, presumably: “Oh shit, I thought she got paid off!”
I’m looking forward to Gaetz getting kicked out of congress in disgrace and landing his ass in jail. Both is probably too much to hope for, though…
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Someone wise told me: “Dreams are things that never quite come true. So when you dream, aim high.”
Also:
Such a weird reversal of the “You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada” line. A reversal right down to “Actually, we do know her”.
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That part is just wrong, even if it does result in splash damage on Gaetz.
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Can we use that magic Hillary Clinton acid?
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